I was on the edge of technology when I bought my Blackberry Curve. I was the host of the denial party when I refused to admit that the iPhone was better (if you only want a “fun” phone). Now I’m just chillin wit my OG blackberry, cuz I got all I need to get them booty calls, relax shorty. But in one year, I will be the Mommaflocking GOD with this phone. You can’t hate me now, but you’ll hate me then. Peaaaaaaaaas out. Go take a nap ya toddler.

-Caleb