John’s production company is also, no joke, releasing the upcoming CG-animated “Gnomeo and Juliet.”

Other million-dollar ideas they might want to take a look at for their Old-thing-meets-other-thing slate:

• I Know What You Did Last Summernight’s Dream
• The Sound and The Furious
• Sunday in the Park with George A. Romero
• Moby Dick Meets Paris Hilton And Then Has Sex With Paris Hilton
• Casey at the Batcave
• The Hunchback of Notre DAMN BOYEEEEE

-Raphael