I just finished reading this AWESOME book. It’s about a world-famous scientist named Fat Loss E-School. He’s SUPER famous. Like - think of the most famous scientist you can think of. Andreas Vesalius? Albrecht von Haller? Nope. FAMOUSER! Anyhoo, this scientist discovers the secret to weight loss.
IT’S PRAYER!
See, the problem with most diets is that they’re focused on nutrition and food. But fat comes from GOD ALMIGHTY! So the only way to get rid of it, is to ask God to take it back.
SOUNDS RUDE! BUT IT WORKS!
Also, you should know that this book has been called “REASSURINGLY CREDIBLE” by author Ellen Tanner Marsh. WHO’S THAT!? Why, she’s the author of the best-selling paperbacks Reap the Savage Wind, Wrap Me in Splendor, and Sable.
NEVER HEARD OF THEM!?
SO WHAT!?! She also runs a company called BookSurge that allows self-publishing authors to purchase a personally crafted review written by “New York Times bestselling author, Ellen Tanner Marsh.”
THAT’S RIGHT! You can PAY Ellen Tanner Marsh to give you a rave review. And with words like “REASSURING” and “CREDIBLE” she’s worth every penny.
P.S. New York Times bestselling author, Ellen Tanner Marsh, says this Tumblr post is “BASICALLY OVER”
KA-CHING!
Our pal Anthony King is a really funny guy.
- adam
